Friday, November 30, 2012

Google Google Song Lyrics Modified- Portraying a Chess Player

I hope you have already read my post Kutti Puli Kootam Lyrics Modified for Chess Players. Following that creative idea, I have now modified part of the lyrics of the famous "Google Google" song from "Thuppakki".

The parts sung by Vijay(only) are modified, by me, portraying a female Chess Player. The modified lyrics is an act of creative imagination, hence it may not be entirely true or some facts may have been exaggerated.


New Crush


Hey, Player Search Panni Paarthaen, Chessbaseula,
Iva Pola Oru Azhaghiye Porandhathila!
Games Search Panni Paarthaen Databaseulla,
Iva Pola Inga Innoruthi Kedaikavilla!

Iva Game’ah Paaka Poyi Naan Avala Paapaenae,
Iva Podum Dress’ah Paathu BP Patient Aanaenae,
Iva Walking Style’ah Orakannaal Paathu Rasipaenae,
Aaludhaan IM’u, Azhagula GM’u!

Meet My, Meet My New Crush,
My Hot and Brainy New Crush!

Meet My, Meet My New Crush,
My Hot and Brainy New Crush!

Fellow Players, Idhu Intro Time,
Iva Yaarunu Solluraen Kaetukko,
Sac’onnu Adichu Checkmate Adippa,
Defence Konjam Panniko!

Iva Simple Movesula Plans Irukkum,
Iva Care-Free Playula Stuff Irukkum,
Attackula Kasparov, Defenceula Karpov,
Chessula Iva Oru Rambo, Rambo!

Ava, Ava, Ava, Iva!
Iva Games’ah Paaka Aalirukkum,
Adhil Jollu Paervali Naalirukkum,
Nenjila Jealousy Vedhachidumey,
Ava Kannula Destiny Therinjidumey!

Ava Adura Game’ah Naan Vandhu Paatha,
Orakannaala Paarthuduva!
Vera Games’ah Naan Poyi Paatha,
Nokkuvarmathil Thaakiduva!
Azhaga Nadappa, Cute’ah Sirippa,
Idhaya Thudippa, Thudippa, Thudippa!

Meet My, Meet My New Crush,
My Hot and Brainy New Crush!

Meet My, Meet My New Crush,
My Hot and Brainy New Crush!


Signing Off, Randy Alstone!

Stay Alstoned!

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Kutti Puli Kootam Song Lyrics Modified for Chess Players

"Kutti Puli Kootam" Song from "Thuppakki" is modified by me for Chess Players..


Kutti GM Kootam, Blitzu Bullet Aatam,
Whole Tournament’ey Inga Paakum,
Suthi Players Kootam, Break’u Vitta Oatam,
Idhu Naanga Podum Chess’u Aatam!

Hey Naanum Ippo Chennai Wala,
Naanga Endrum Chessu Wala,
Mela Aadum GM Wala,
Saala Saala, Saala Saala!
Nee Parents, Coach’u Paadham Thottu,
Aasi Vangi Rating Kootu,
GM, IM Norm’u Pottu,
Poda Poda, Poda Poda!

Opening’u Trappula,
Maatikittu Aadum Aatam Vaepilla,
Aahaa Aappula, Nee Blunder Senju
Thittu Vaangu Thappilla.

Edhai Edhai Moolai Kanakkidugiratho,
Adhai Adhai Kaigal Nagarthudhey,
Strategy Konjam, Tactics Konjam,
Rendum Serndha Kalavaiye!

Idhu Sari, Adhu Sari, Meendum Jeikalaam,
Chess’u Game Endrum Sugamalaam!

(Kutti GM Kootam)

Aiyoo Nenjamdhaan, Adhu Chessai Thaandi
Ennum Ennam Konjamdhaan,
Chess’ae Inbamdhaan, Adhu Players’in
Nenjil Endrum Thanjamdhaan!

GMs’ Games’ulla Books Ellam Paarthu,
Adhil Best Booksai Padikalam,
Preparationukku, Fritz, Rybka, Houdini,
Softwaregalil Palagalaam..

Thuruthuru Thuruvena Irundhidu Irundhidu
Thurupidikaamalae Irunthida Chess Aadu!

(Kutti GM Kootam)

(Hey Naanum Ippo Chennai Wala)


Signing off, Randy Alstone!

Stay Alstoned!

Monday, November 26, 2012

Bottom Up Workout

This is a simple workout that I follow, also recommend you to, after being inactive for few weeks without exercising. This workout is simple enough to do, so that it won't be over-training; coming off of inactivity; but basic enough to get you on track, back into full form.

Training Split

Day 1: Chest, Biceps, Forearms & Abs.
Day 2: Back, Triceps & Lower-Back.
Day 3: Quads, Hams, Calves, Shoulders & Traps.
Day 4: Rest.

Bottom Up Workout
Day 1:

Chest:
Seated Chest Press- 4 sets
Dumbbell Flyes- 3 sets

Biceps:
Dumbbell Curls- 3 sets
Concentration Curls- 2 sets

Forearms:
Hammer Curls- 2 sets
Wrist Curls- 1 set

Abs:
Crunches- 3 sets


Day 2:

Back:
Pull-Downs- 4 sets
Seated Cable Rows- 3 sets

Triceps:
Dumbbell Extension- 3 sets
Pushdowns- 2 sets

Lower-Back:
Dead-Lifts- 3 sets


Day 3:

Quads:
Leg Press- 4 sets
Hack- Squats- 3 sets

Hams:
Stiff-Leg Dead-Lifts- 3 sets

Calves:
Calf Raises- 4 sets

Shoulders:
Dumbbell Press- 3 sets
Front, Lateral & Rear Lateral Raises- 2 sets

Traps:
Dumbbell Shrugs- 3 sets


Signing off, Randy Alstone!

Stay Alstoned!

Sunday, October 14, 2012

Google Google song Lyrics Modified

Parts of "Google Google" song from "Thuppakki" slightly modified by me..


Google Searchu Panniparthaen Operavilla,
Iva Pola Inga Azhagiye Poranthathilla,
Facebook fulla Thediparthum Ivalapola,
Intha Grahathil Inoruthi Kedaikavilla.

Iva Datingkaaga Kootti Pona Banker Naanthanae,
Shoppingkaaga Kootti Pona Credit Cardaay Aavaenae,
Movie Pona Mokka Padathukku Koottipoovalae,
Paakathan Ipadi Aaluthan Appadi!



Signing off, Randy Alstone!

Stay Alstoned!

Saturday, September 15, 2012

Nation Builders

One day, about 5 years back, in college, our English teacher asked us, students, to write an essay or something along those lines about "Engineers" during the class. I came up with this Poem at that moment.

Nation Builders
Engineers are employed anywhere and everywhere,
Without them we might be somewhere,
Where there are no dresses to wear,
No information to share,
No free time to spare,
A Nation illed with despair.


But that is not the reality,
As we have the ability,
To make engineers and build the Nation.



Signing Off, Randy Alstone!

Stay Alstoned!

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Teacher

This is my first ever Poem. 7 years back, on the day before Teachers' day, I wrote this Poem about Teacher.

Teacher
You guide us, as a lighthouse,
Though our parents do it in house.
Logically You explain, with kind,
Make us thirsty, to find.
Though You gave us freedom,
We ask doubts seldom,
As we understand clearly,
We have questions rarely.
You mould our character well,
Hence we all do well.
Discipline, You teach us,
We are a success, thus.
         You are our friend and mentor,
         Hence we call You ‘Teacher’.



Signing Off, Randy Alstone!


Stay Alstoned!

Sunday, August 5, 2012

Friendship

I share this short poem of mine, about Friendship.


Friendship

Our aim was to travel
Across a huge ocean,
And we were unequipped,
But still we made it,
For we travelled in Friendship.


Signing off, Randy Alstone!

Stay Alstoned!

Tuesday, July 31, 2012

I can't write, Why?

I wrote this poem few years back, when it seemed like I lost my poetic spark. Well, not really.

I can't write, Why?
Even in sorrow,
I used to write in flow,
And the words would glow,
But now that speed started to slow.
I presume, I have lot to know,
Have to learn to sweat the brow,
And my mind may crow,
But very much low,
So I can grow.



Signing off, Randy Alstone!

Stay Alstoned!

Friday, July 27, 2012

An Occurence in an Evening

I wrote this poem today. I feel content to have written a Poem after some gap of time.



An Occurrence in an Evening

I was exhausted,
Owing to the long commute,
And I was seated,
Near the entrance, as a mute.

There she entered,
Like a swindling breeze,
Stealing all that mattered,
Walked in beauty, with ease.

It was a moment of awe,
But the spell didn't last long,
As she was there,
Not alone, but with her man!


Signing Off, Randy Alstone!

Stay Alstoned!

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

What I Gain?

The following Poem is about a chess player, whom I had(or have?!) a crush on, and the game we played (not really :P). I wrote this one in the May of 2007.


What I Gain?
My eyes stared at the board, but
My heart just gazed at you.
My brain calculated the moves, but
My heart conversed with yours.
My hands were ready to play, but
My heart pumped blood not there.
My calculations dispersed in your eyes,
My strength vanished in your smile,
My stamina faded in your words.
       I lost myself to you,
       I drew the game with you,
       What did I gain from U??

Signing off, Randy Alstone!

Stay Alstoned!

Sunday, July 22, 2012

I Love You

This is a Love poem that I wrote about 6/7 years ago, about Emma Watson, shortly after watching Harry Potter films 1 to 4 at a stretch.

But I am posting this on Selena Gomez's 20th birthday, as I think the description matches her too. Happy Birthday, Selena.

I Love You
Your eyes, cute and cool,
With the brightness of moon,
Whose attractiveness is endless,
Which might make him breathe,
Who was dead long past.

Your smile, lasting and lovable,
With the prettiness of a rose,
Whose splendor known global,
Which might make him youthful,
Who crossed age sixty.

Your boobs, boon, still blooming,
With the fullness of full-moon,
Whose sexiness renowned sure,
Which might make him to see,
Who was born blind.

Your abs, minute but mind-boggling,
With thickness just of a cane,
Whose existence hardly seen,
Which might make her envy,
Who is every female.

Your legs, soft and long,
With the frothiness of feather,
Whose beauty seen naked,
Which might make him crazy,
Who will notice them certainly.

You, as a whole, my angel,
How then I love not you?



Signing Off, Randy Alstone!


Stay Alstoned!

Friday, July 6, 2012

Infatuation

This is a poem I wrote, about 6 years ago, which, I guess, sheds light on an important feeling- "Infatuation".


Infatuation
I looked her first,
I got crazed with her,
I thought she is for me,
I saw a friend of my crush,
I glanced her may be just only once,
I later thought a lot about my love's friend,
I started looking at her more than even my girl,
I finally got lovesick more to her friend than to her.


Signing off, Randy Alstone!

Stay Alstoned!

Thursday, July 5, 2012

Justin Bieber's As Long As You Love Me- Lyrics Modified

This post is a slight modification, by me, to the lyrics of Justin Bieber's song "As Long As You Love Me", from his 3rd Studio Album, "Believe".


"How long will you love me?"


How long will you love me? [x3]

You're under pressure,
One billion people in our land trying to fit in
Cheer up forever,
Frown on your face even though your heart is smiling
Hey girl, I do know,
We both know it's a dual world
But I will make my chances!

How long will you love me?
We ain’t starving, we ain’t homeless, we ain’t broke
How long will you love me?
I’d buy you platinum, I’d buy you silver, I’d buy you gold
How long will you love, love, love, love me?
How long will you love, love, love, love me?

I'll be your Forger,
Shaping every second of the day for your dreams, girl
I'll be your new world
You can be the Ruler of the land, like a Queen, girl
So play chess, pray less, we don't need Gods to bless
Just take my hand

How long will you love me?
We ain’t starving, we ain’t homeless, we ain’t broke
How long will you love me?
I’d buy you platinum, I’d buy you silver, I’d buy you gold
How long will you love, love, love, love me?
How long will you love, love, love, love me?


(Big Sean portion is not modified)
Yo, B-I-G
I don't know if this makes sense, but you're my hallelujah
Give me a time and place, and I'll rendezvous, and I'll fly you to it,
I'll beat you there
Girl you know I got you
Us, trust...
A couple of things I can't spell without 'U'
Now we are on top of the world, 'cause that's just how we do
Used to tell me, "Sky's the limit", now the sky's our point of view (view)
Man now we stepping out like, "Whoa" (Oh God)
Cameras point and shoot (shoot)
Ask me what's my best side, I stand back and point at you
You, you the one that I argue with, I feel like I need a new girl to be bothered with,
But the grass ain't always greener on the other side,
It's green where you water it
So I know we got issues baby true true true
But I'd rather work on this with you
Than to go ahead and start with someone new
As long as you love me
(Big Sean portion is not modified)

How long will you love me?
We ain’t starving, we ain’t homeless, we ain’t broke
How long will you love me?
I’d buy you platinum, I’d buy you silver, I’d buy you gold
How long will you love, love, love, love me?
How long will you love, love, love, love me?
How long will you love, love, love, love me? (I'd buy you silver, I'd buy you gold)
How long will you love, love, love, love me?
How long will you love, love, love, love me?
How long will you love me?


Signing off, Randy Alstone!

Stay Alstoned!

Tuesday, July 3, 2012

My Full-Body Workout Routine

When I am not trying to gain much muscle, doing my Split Routine (My 5-Day Workout Split), and just want to trim down effectively, I do Full-Body Workouts.

Here is the Full-Body Workout Routine that I currently follow:

Chest:  Dumbbell Flyes(4 sets)
Back: Dumbbell Rows(4 sets)
Quads: Hack-Squats(4 sets)
Shoulders: Barbell Presses(3 sets)
Biceps: Concentration Curls(3 sets)
Triceps: Lying Dumbbell Extension(3 sets)
Abs: Crunches(3 sets)
Lower-back: Dead-lifts(3 sets)
Traps: Dumbbell Shrugs(3 sets)
Forearms: Hammer Curls(2 sets)
Wrist: Wrist Curls(2 sets)
Calves: Calf Raises(3 sets)

(I do full-body workouts 3-4 times a week.)


Signing off, Randy Alstone!

Stay Alstoned!

Justin Bieber's All Around the World- Lyrics Modified

This post is a slight modification, by me, to the lyrics of Justin Bieber's song "All Around The World", from his 3rd Studio Album, "Believe".

"All Around the World"


You're beautiful, insightful, you should know it
(You're skillful, cheerful, you should know it)
I think it's crime, think it's crime not to show it
You're beautiful, insightful…

Go go go

Baby, what’s your name? Where you from, where you from?
Why you starting to cry? Hold it back, hold it back,
You’re not the only one being emotional, emotional,
So girl, bring your, bring your, bring your smile back

All around the world, girls are crazy ‘bout me (yeah)
All around the world, guys just want to be me
All around the world, girls are crazy ‘bout me
All around the world, guys just want to be me
All around the world
All around the world

I’m lazy girl, hazy girl, you should know it
(I’m racy girl, easy girl, don't you fight it)
Light it up, light it up, I’m so explosive
You're my baby girl (yeah yeah)

Baby, What’s your name? Where you from, Where you from?
Why you starting to cry? Hold it back, hold it back
You’re not the only one being emotional, emotional,
So girl, bring your, bring your, bring your smile back

All around the world, girls are crazy ‘bout me (yeah)
All around the world, guys just want to be me
All around the world, girls are crazy ‘bout me
All around the world, guys just want to be me
All around the world

Yeah
Fast Lane
(All around the world)
The Intense Duo is back at it
Randy, Al-Stone!
I know everything about you, You're imperfect yet perfect
Everyone's reaching for beauty, but they just touching the surface
Lost time is never found, can the DJ please rewind it
In life we pay for fame, let's make every penny worth it
Anything can work, if you work it, when people say you don't deserve it
Just don't give in, hate may win some battles, but love wins in the end
You shine like a diamond sun while the moon and stars just reflect your light
Beauty evolves from you
It's only right that...

All around the world, girls are crazy ‘bout me (yeah)
All around the world, guys just want to be me
All around the world

All around the world (All around the world, girls are crazy ‘bout me)
All around the world (All around the world, guys just want to be me)
All around the world (All around the world, girls are crazy ‘bout me)
All around the world (All around the world, guys just want to be me)
All around the world


Signing off, Randy Alstone!

Stay Alstoned!